AJ/23/Bisexual/Asexual
She/They
dark academia and pretty women
Trees In Your Eyes Stars In Your Heart
every few months rich people start up a new debate about how often you should shower and all of them have the very strict opinion that it’s at least once a day despite consistently being told that 2-4 times a week is actually better for your skin unless you’re getting downright disgusting every day. they’re always absolutely appalled. like every time i see an interview with some random rich person they are DISGUSTED by the idea of not showering every single day. i genuinely can’t tell if they’re always serious or just embarrassed by their habits but i can say with 100% confidence that these rich people would not survive one day with any poor person i’ve ever met
You people aren’t showering every day???? Not even a quick rinse in the morning?????
If the angels think aziraphale is going to end life of earth and the earth itself they’re going to have a shit show bigger than Gabriel on their hands
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.
Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.
I remember when the preview image was a still from the video and not some photoshopped clickbait nightmare
(via bigmammallama5)
JANINE & GREGORY — Abbott Elementary (2021-)
I don’t want to wind up hurting you. It’s you. And if we did this, it would be… Something real. Yeah.
(via narraboths)
please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater
To the ocean with you
NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM
(via manywinged)
“look at the point we’ve reached as a society” [screenshot of one tweet]
(via egberts)
what’s your typical fear response?
fight
flight
freeze
fawn/beg
scream
cry
hysterical laughter
hyperventilate
swearing
more than one of these/something else (in the tags)
“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction
(via manywinged)


